Maria Todd is a neat freak. She drives a gold BMW and gets to park in the Alley Theatre driveway when she attends a show. I guess she gives them a lot of airtime on 104 KRBE in the mornings. Anyway, she always comes to the desk, tell me has parked there, I go outside and put a pass on her windshield, and then stare into her car for about 15 minutes hoping to find something interesting.

Nothing.